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A brand new webpage, brought to you by the same person who gave your mom syphilis! As unwilling as Danny Havoc (who now speaks in the 3rd person) is to join the 21st century in the form of social networking and interactive cake-bakery, he has conceded that there ARE, in fact, advantageous uses of modern technology, and TUMBLR may be among them. This site will henceforth be the online source of DH-related artwork and non-wrestling-related nonsense of the sort. Up the RA!
-Daniel Tiberius Havoc
Funny how many of my nemeses (many of them, Gulaks) seem to get cool shirt designs out of me, despite our ETERNAL BURNING HATRED!!!  Anyway, here’s another nifty design by the team of Wellknown Havoc.  Don’t worry about the physical properties of that flag, they’re better left uninvestigated.  I wanted this shirt to say “WRESTLING RUSSIAN-JEWISH LUCHA PATRIOT,” but Gulak opted for “Ask No Quarter, Give None.”  Always about money with those people…

Funny how many of my nemeses (many of them, Gulaks) seem to get cool shirt designs out of me, despite our ETERNAL BURNING HATRED!!!  Anyway, here’s another nifty design by the team of Wellknown Havoc.  Don’t worry about the physical properties of that flag, they’re better left uninvestigated.  I wanted this shirt to say “WRESTLING RUSSIAN-JEWISH LUCHA PATRIOT,” but Gulak opted for “Ask No Quarter, Give None.”  Always about money with those people…

Photoshop makes me seem like an artist!

New Danny Havoc Website

While still under my editorial guidance, this site will thankfully be operated on my behalf by my “webmistress,” Wiggy, so…y’know…it might actually get updated.  

Check it out, it’s pretty tits:

Danny Havoc official website

My arch-nemesis of the moment, despite being a complete and total TWAT, has a really neat shirt design.  I wonder where he could have gotten that?  
http://randomthings.co/products/rory-mondo-i-am-violent-t-shirt
(My hatred for Rory is less important than my financial need to promote my non-wrestling employer, RandomThings.co)

My arch-nemesis of the moment, despite being a complete and total TWAT, has a really neat shirt design.  I wonder where he could have gotten that?  

http://randomthings.co/products/rory-mondo-i-am-violent-t-shirt

(My hatred for Rory is less important than my financial need to promote my non-wrestling employer, RandomThings.co)

http://randomthings.co/products/lucky13-t-shirt
Lucky13 is the greatest professional wrestler of all time, not to mention the greatest softball pitcher, winningest poker pro, and all-around most adorable fashion model 29 years running.  If you have any sense at all, you’ll leap at the chance to empty your wallet on this t-shirt so that the cool kids you so enviously admire from afar will open their arms and finally embrace you as one of their own.  If you don’t have the funds to purchase your way into their inner circle, stop wasting time and go immediately to the local job centre, low-security bank, or naval docking port and GET THOSE FUCKING HIREYS, ‘cos this shirt is flying off the shelf in much the same way that Lucky13 flies off the top rope, ladders, and scaffolds (quickly and with astounding ease).  
Fun fact:  Statistically, Lucky13 is indirectly responsible for 82% of pregnancies in the United States, simply by virtue of inspiring so much female arousal.  
The other 18% he is directly responsible for.

http://randomthings.co/products/lucky13-t-shirt

Lucky13 is the greatest professional wrestler of all time, not to mention the greatest softball pitcher, winningest poker pro, and all-around most adorable fashion model 29 years running.  If you have any sense at all, you’ll leap at the chance to empty your wallet on this t-shirt so that the cool kids you so enviously admire from afar will open their arms and finally embrace you as one of their own.  If you don’t have the funds to purchase your way into their inner circle, stop wasting time and go immediately to the local job centre, low-security bank, or naval docking port and GET THOSE FUCKING HIREYS, ‘cos this shirt is flying off the shelf in much the same way that Lucky13 flies off the top rope, ladders, and scaffolds (quickly and with astounding ease).  

Fun fact:  Statistically, Lucky13 is indirectly responsible for 82% of pregnancies in the United States, simply by virtue of inspiring so much female arousal.  

The other 18% he is directly responsible for.

A cool sign that we did at the print shop I work at (Roadside Graphix/RandomThings.co) for a Williamstown, NJ tattoo shop called Eternal Ink.  Skulls drawn by me, fancy computer shit and sign-making skills brought by Gary Wellknown.  Hit us up for all your sign needs, we’re awesome and we need $$$.  

We specialize in skulls and puppies.

Danny Havoc, Chief Royal Minotaur of Lucifer, presents a brand new t-shirt with his exact likeness emblazoned boldly across the chest.  

Self-portrait by moi, with touch-ups by Gary Wellknown…the design team henceforth to be known as “WELLKNOWN HAVOC.”

http://randomthings.co/products/danny-havoc-minotuar

Eat it, bitch.

Is it a hat?  Am I being eaten by a bear?  What’s up with those creepy doll eyes??  WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WRESTLING?!?  A myriad of questions, to which the only answer is…NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE.  
New Danny Havoc shirt, borne of the cumulative effects of years of brain damage, available now at http://randomthings.co …the EXCLUSIVE online home of Danny Havoc/Nation of Intoxication/CZW merchandise.
Original artwork/sleazy mustache by Danny Havoc.
Computer skills by Gary Wellknown.  

Is it a hat?  Am I being eaten by a bear?  What’s up with those creepy doll eyes??  WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WRESTLING?!?  A myriad of questions, to which the only answer is…NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE.  

New Danny Havoc shirt, borne of the cumulative effects of years of brain damage, available now at http://randomthings.co …the EXCLUSIVE online home of Danny Havoc/Nation of Intoxication/CZW merchandise.

Original artwork/sleazy mustache by Danny Havoc.

Computer skills by Gary Wellknown.  

I know a lot about the natural world.  At least 957 things, obviously.  I’ve graciously decided to share this one with the public, for everyone’s safety.  Vultures are precisely the reason I wear awesome sunglasses at all hours of the day and night.

I know a lot about the natural world.  At least 957 things, obviously.  I’ve graciously decided to share this one with the public, for everyone’s safety.  Vultures are precisely the reason I wear awesome sunglasses at all hours of the day and night.

Very early sketch done when brainstorming with Roadside Graphix/RandomThings.co Top Brass, Gary Wellknown, about what to do for a TOD shirt this year.  We ended up with something much, MUCH better, but this was still fun.

Very early sketch done when brainstorming with Roadside Graphix/RandomThings.co Top Brass, Gary Wellknown, about what to do for a TOD shirt this year.  We ended up with something much, MUCH better, but this was still fun.