Lucky13 is the greatest professional wrestler of all time, not to mention the greatest softball pitcher, winningest poker pro, and all-around most adorable fashion model 29 years running. If you have any sense at all, you’ll leap at the chance to empty your wallet on this t-shirt so that the cool kids you so enviously admire from afar will open their arms and finally embrace you as one of their own. If you don’t have the funds to purchase your way into their inner circle, stop wasting time and go immediately to the local job centre, low-security bank, or naval docking port and GET THOSE FUCKING HIREYS, ‘cos this shirt is flying off the shelf in much the same way that Lucky13 flies off the top rope, ladders, and scaffolds (quickly and with astounding ease).
Fun fact: Statistically, Lucky13 is indirectly responsible for 82% of pregnancies in the United States, simply by virtue of inspiring so much female arousal.
The other 18% he is directly responsible for.