Funny how many of my nemeses (many of them, Gulaks) seem to get cool shirt designs out of me, despite our ETERNAL BURNING HATRED!!! Anyway, here’s another nifty design by the team of Wellknown Havoc. Don’t worry about the physical properties of that flag, they’re better left uninvestigated. I wanted this shirt to say “WRESTLING RUSSIAN-JEWISH LUCHA PATRIOT,” but Gulak opted for “Ask No Quarter, Give None.” Always about money with those people…
My arch-nemesis of the moment, despite being a complete and total TWAT, has a really neat shirt design. I wonder where he could have gotten that?
(My hatred for Rory is less important than my financial need to promote my non-wrestling employer, RandomThings.co)
Lucky13 is the greatest professional wrestler of all time, not to mention the greatest softball pitcher, winningest poker pro, and all-around most adorable fashion model 29 years running. If you have any sense at all, you’ll leap at the chance to empty your wallet on this t-shirt so that the cool kids you so enviously admire from afar will open their arms and finally embrace you as one of their own. If you don’t have the funds to purchase your way into their inner circle, stop wasting time and go immediately to the local job centre, low-security bank, or naval docking port and GET THOSE FUCKING HIREYS, ‘cos this shirt is flying off the shelf in much the same way that Lucky13 flies off the top rope, ladders, and scaffolds (quickly and with astounding ease).
Fun fact: Statistically, Lucky13 is indirectly responsible for 82% of pregnancies in the United States, simply by virtue of inspiring so much female arousal.
The other 18% he is directly responsible for.
Is it a hat? Am I being eaten by a bear? What’s up with those creepy doll eyes?? WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH WRESTLING?!? A myriad of questions, to which the only answer is…NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE.
New Danny Havoc shirt, borne of the cumulative effects of years of brain damage, available now at http://randomthings.co …the EXCLUSIVE online home of Danny Havoc/Nation of Intoxication/CZW merchandise.
Original artwork/sleazy mustache by Danny Havoc.
Computer skills by Gary Wellknown.